Silly Men These Days

I just got back from delivering my message to Odysseus and boy do I have a story to tell!  So I'm going to see Odysseus, king of Ithaca to tell him he was being drafted to go to the war in Troy.  He thought he could Trick me.  Odysseus was pretending to be crazy.  He put an ox and a donkey together on the same plough and started to plough.  When he was done he sprinkled the furrows with salt.  Yes that's right salt.  I was almost sure he was crazy.  But I had to check if he was really crazy or just pretending to be crazy so he wouldn't have to go to war.  So I came up with a genius plan to test if he was actually crazy.   So I took his infant son and put him in front of the plough Odysseus was using.  Odysseus turned the plough instead of running over his son, proving he wasn't crazy.  Well it's been quite a day and im going to go to sleep now. Good Night!!!!